Vanessa Hudgens keeping Zac Efron from his True Gay Self.
Seriously, without her, he could go on to be the next big thing in gay. Look! He's already trying! Poor dear.
Harvesting unicorns for food.
UNICORNS ARE REAL AND ENDANGERED. DO NOT HUNT OUR BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC FRIENDS FOR THEIR RAINBOWS. But if you do, please send me half of your cut. It's the law.
Batman & Robin