I'd probably lose my job for that, though, so I'll save that for another time.
What I think I'll do, though, is post a series of MS Paint drawings I had done for my friend during our various conversations over GTalk while at work. For context, she's identified as a cow in our group of friends, and I a bunny. It's a long story that's not funny, so I won't waste your time explaining it here, other than the animals are in no way a representation of physical selves or any other part of our character.
I think it also goes without saying that the pictures directly correlate to whatever we were conversing about at the time, and I've put them in chronological order.